therealjoycesepticeye:

comradewodka:

I feel like someone in japan in the 1980s perfectly predicted the kind of thing tumblr would love in 2018

Visual representation of feeling yourself

(Source: rhumbarat, via thegarbagebinch)

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via meanplastic)

baconpolice:

doggosource:

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

Yall forgot the final product.

(via vinebox)

sociallyawkward18:

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

(via civilwhore)

mean-bean-machines:

miseryofmillions:

My man George Homework Bush decided to Nut the last minute of November and ended up crumbling into gray dust once he came

i hate this website i just want to obtain information in a normal ass way again

(Source: snoopingasusualisee, via thottielamottie)

ginger-ale-official:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

snarkytoon:

telnaga:

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

College entrance essays be like…

(via civilwhore)

unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

(Source: unclefather, via unclefather)

(Source: instagram.com, via goldhornsandblackwool)

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

(Source: jads-abum-rat, via theofficialgordonramsay)

heyyitsraniel:

sanctusdehonos:

theblackdelegate:

warpstar:

this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic

This is the anthem

The original…

THE FUCKIN ANTHEM

(Source: angryblackman, via cisnowflake)

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forgotten-sea-god:

ampervadasz:

Menő

(via civilwhore)

alsuper2:

lezcatnoir:

luckyartisanllama:

georgiansuggestion:

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

(via noneedtocallmesirprofessor)